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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /><br />You just gotta love the beach. It is a relaxing place to be, and everyone is their to have a good time. The beach becomes an even better place to be if you have the<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> new object of your desires </a>there with you. However, if you’re going to go for the beach date, there are some considerations to make. Here are some tips for a successful beach date.<br /><br />The magic number is five. You only need one item for each digit of one hand so it is really, really easy for the mathematically challenged to count them all (and no, I do not mean five rings, one for each finger). Five items is the minimum requirement for a great outing. If any of them are missing, you’re already sunk. You need to bring a big blanket, sunscreen, water, flip-flops, and towels. The sand and sun will be so hot, that without that stuff, you’ll burn, roast, and fail. Now that you have the basics covered, we can move onto other considerations.<br /><br />Beach Date Pluses<br /><br />The best things about the beach date are that it is inexpensive, and you get to see her in a bathing suit. A free look at your potential honey in her bikini is something that you should take advantage of! . Plus, if you’re sunglasses are dark enough, all the other women on the beach in their bikinis are there to see too. Just don’t get caught staring!<br /><br />The beach date is mostly about swimming and just horsing around with your honey. Splashing and playing with beach balls and Frisbees is a lot of fun. It is sometimes a bit difficult getting in those first few intimate touches, but losing your balance and grabbing each other for support while playing in the water is a great ice breaker in that area. Similarly, there is something about swimming together in deeper water and taking a water treading break that requires being close and personal. Speaking of, applying her sunscreen is another way to establish instant physical intimacy. <br /><br />The beach date is also great because you can stay and watch the sunset and have a picnic supper with her. This is very romantic, and if you have played your cards right all day, will lead to much more intimacy.<br /><br />The Bad Stuff<br /><br />One thing that is sure to spoil a beach outing is rain, cold weather or excessive wind. Check the forecast before you leave so that you have an idea of what might be coming. Remember too, that the temperature at the beach is always a little cooler, because of the onshore breeze. Bring an extra sweater in case she gets chilly.<br /><br />You should also check any pollution warnings for the beaches in your area, and in some parts of the country, you would need to verify if there is any increased risk of jellyfish stings.<br /><br />Babies and kids can be annoying, let’s face it. If you’re blanket is beside a family with a bunch of screaming babies or rambunctious kids, it can be tough to relax and get cozy with your lady. Find somewhere quiet and private. And don’t be afraid to move if a family settles beside you. Remember that you may have to be mobile, so pack as light as you can.<br /><br />Then you have the body builder types that parade around the beach showing off their bodies. These guys always ruin it for more average guys with long hair, or a small belly. You can try distracting her when they come near, but it is better to actually just let her get her eyeful of hunky dude. Chances are she would not be going out with you if body builder types enamor her.<br /><br />If you have a good day, you may linger after most of the crowd has gone. This is the time when most people would think that you could have some beach sex. Not a good idea, despite what Hollywood tells you. Here’s why. Sex on the beach always involves sand. It’s coarse, and not what you want when you’re getting “slippery”. Plus, it’s not private, and gets cold fast once the sun goes down. Bring her home to bed – trust me!<br /><br />Anyways, hopefully this gives you guys some ideas and help. Don’t forget the sunscreen!<br /><br />For other helpful advice for men, check out this site:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php</a><br /><br /><br />If you main squeeze does not like the beach and you do, maybe you should be looking for someone new. If you are in that situation, then check out the link below for a list of the top Internet Dating Sites:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php"></a><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php</a></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-81301186138662082252012-10-15T11:39:00.003-07:002012-10-15T11:39:50.599-07:00Is Love Avoiding Me<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br /> As I did my daily routine of running through the park area behind my house one sunny fourth of July last year, I was looking at the half dead trees, and the weeds that some people refer to as flowers, and smelling the water in the creek (that I swear comes from the sewers), when a bird crapped on my head. I thought “oh well” just another ordinary day. As I walked along, I bumped into a acquaintance of mine that I will call Stinky and please don't ask why I call him that, I think it is obvious. As we walked, I told him about the bird, and he replied “take me to the tree that you were standing under, its good luck”. If I had thought for one minute that it was good luck I'd be rolling in it, (as you may have figured Stinky really doesn’t have much of a life, but then again, neither do I).<br /><br /> Our biggest problem is<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank"> chatting with the opposite sex</a>. Stinky can usually mouth a few comments, then he has to get lost. I’m a little more relaxed since I work with a lot of women anyway. I can usually have somewhat of a conversation with them before I start to shiver and have my knees buckle under me, then I have to politely excuse myself. <br /><br /> Stinky feels that women have unreal expectations when it comes to dating, however, I beg to differ. I really don't believe for a minute the women suggesting that he have a shower before picking her up is classified as “high standard”. Stinky may be the smelliest guy I know, but he is one of the nicest (nicest not brightest). However, he has been known to come up with amazing idea's that make a lot of sense, but I'm not sure about this one. “We will join a Dating Site” he yelled out. I said before sometimes he comes up with amazing idea's but this wasn't one of those times. He proceeded to inform me that a friend at work suggested the idea(nice friend). “Is this the same friend that leaves deodorant and body wash on your desk?” I asked. “It sure is! He's a very thoughtful person,” (ya right). Stinky said “My friend met a wonderful women on a dating site,” (what women?? the guy he's talking about is gay!) “Why would your homosexual friend use a dating site to meet women?” I asked, “I think your getting in over your head”. In the end, and after weeks of avoiding Stinky and his crazy idea, I finally decided to give in just to humor him.<br /><br /> As I tried to sleep that night, all I could think about was the last date I had, which, to me, had been a dismal failure. I’m sure the woman I'll call (“bottomless pit”), hadn’t eaten in a week prior to our date and she must have thought I was rich or something! After she had consumed several appetizers as well as several other side dishes, expensive wine and the entree of lamb chops, I checked the balance on my Visa card, then to my surprise she demanded we order desert! “Desert!?” I quickly reminded her that this was not an all you can eat buffet, she then jumped up called me things I've never heard before and stormed to the door. I ran after her and asked if she would like to see me again, at which time she beat me with her hand bag (I guess that meant no!). So I went back to the table and sat alone looking at the bill she had racked up and wondered if I would be able to get some overtime at work next week to pay for it.<br /><br /> I started to have second thoughts about joining a dating site, but since my best friend had his heart set on it (and knowing he would do anything for me), I decided to go through with it. It turned out to be the best move that we had ever made. Stinky and I both joined a Dating Site, and it wasn’t long before we had responses from some beautiful ladies. We were both very nervous and excited to think that we could finally stop using blow up dolls for companions. Stinky asked me “what should I do to get ready?”I said “just get in the shower, turn that water on, use that bar of soap (you only had it for whole year) and scrape your troubles away”, (as well as the dirt and body odor of course).We double dated that evening to lean on each other, and we had an amazing time. It was a standard dinner and dancing date, but it just went so well. Stinky took me aside and declared that this was the woman of his dreams. I gave him a brotherly hug, and said “follow your heart,” and he did. She seemed to take to him as well, surprisingly!<br /><br /> Well I don't call him Stinky anymore, (no one does now that he has learned basic hygiene). He is and always will be, my best friend. Henry is still with his special woman that he met on that dating site. This was eight years ago and after dating for two years, they took the plunge. They had one child and are expecting another any time now. As for me, it took a little longer, but I finally found my life partner, and we are expecting our first child soon. Life is fantastic and it keeps getting better!<br /><br /> Its true what they say, there's somebody for everyone. You just have to look in the right place. Sometimes like a mother bird teaching her young to fly, you just need a little push to get going . Life is too short and precious to spend it alone, wondering what it would be like to have someone to share it with. So if you are interested in making a positive move for the future then take my advice, and get off your derriere and make the first move.<br /><br /> Hey, if Stinky and I can do it, so can you! There are so many dating sites out there that you might think you'll never find the right one, but I'll give you a tip, this is the site that me and Stinky used to find the best sites for us and in our opinion its the ultimate starting point to find dating sites. So if you are tired of being all alone and want someone to share your life and love with well just follow this link, you'll be glad you did.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank">Dating Sites</a><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-74434963730115779022012-10-09T21:47:00.003-07:002012-10-09T21:47:39.225-07:00Fundamental Firsts Of Dating <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br />When you begin dating someone and they turn out to be a person you’d like to see regularly, there will likely be some significant <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/datingandhealthadvice.php%20" target="_blank">firsts in your relationship </a>that you’ll need to be prepared for. Following is a list of some of the major hurdles along with sage advice for dealing with the situation.<br /><br />Upchucking For The First Time<br /><br />In the normal course of any relationship, eventually your partner is going to end up drinking too much and vomiting. This will pretty much happen in every relationship. If you see that your date is going to upchuck, then give them the space that they need. Preferably position them over a toilet or other adequately sized container, and then wet down a washcloth. A glass of cold water will also help in the aftermath. If they have long hair, then hold it back for them so they do not get barf all over it. Also, they will need to clean up a bit afterwards. Hopefully you have a few extra toothbrushes available. If not, then give them yours. They will not mind, and you can always replace it. Buy several when you do. While you are at it, pick up some gaviscon. That is a sure fire way to settle an upset stomach so you can avoid repeat events later. Not a pleasant first, but now you’re prepared.<br /><br />First Silent Sender In Bed<br /><br />This can be a very delicate moment. If your partner is the guilty party, try not to make a big deal about it, and just remember that it is a sign that the relationship has just moved to an entirely new comfort zone. If the stink is overpowering, or if you suspect it might be, then just leave the room for a 'drink of water', while you are at it, take a pee. All of this will allow more time to pass so that the after effects are better dissipated. If it turns out that you are the perpetrator, then just say a polite,"Excuse Me." Do not try to blame it on any specific thing. Likely your partner already knows what you have been ingesting that night, and therefore can draw their own conclusions as to the reasons. Resist any temptation to push your partner’s head under the covers like you did to your little brother back when you were kids. Open a window for really bad silent senders.<br /><br />First On Purpose Gas Blast<br /><br />Once the first anal blast slips out, it is only a matter of time before you pass gas with gusto. In this particular case, even though you are with your partner, you go out of your way to let everybody within earshot know that you just passed gas. In a manner to what Mike Meyers did as 'Fat Bastard' in the movie 'Gold Member'. For this reason it can be referred to as the showmanship fart. This is a big sign of intimacy (and immaturity). If it is your partner who did it, then responding with a grin and even clapping would likely be well received. If you are blowing off your own gas, then you have to take a cue from your partner's reaction. If they look all weirded out, then apologize and tighten up your anal sphincter to avoid a repeat performance. If they grin, then give them your deepest bow.<br /><br />First Pee While Showering<br /><br />It is a given that as some point, one of you is going to have to use the toilet while the other is in the shower. That is of course providing that you only have one bathroom. If it’s your partner in the shower and you are in desperate need of using the toilet, simply announce your presence as you enter the bathroom and explain what is going on. Make sure that you tell them that you will not flush until they are finished. PUT THE LID DOWN WHEN YOU ARE DONE. If you are the one in the shower, then ask them not to flush, but be ready incase they do it out of force of habit. You might even ask them to join you when they are done so you can mutually wash each other. Very entertaining.<br /><br />A Mouthful Of Morning Breath<br /><br />This is a real glass is half empty/full moment. On the good side, they spent the night, which is always a good thing. The sex was amazing, and you both wake up smiling at the memory. At this point you are thinking that your "Kama Sutra For Dummies" book was the best investment that you have ever made. They lean in for a kiss and you get a whiff of morning breath. Ouch! Immediately your first reflexive reaction would be to pull away quickly. Don't do it! So hold your breath and say something endearing. Make sure that you do not breath out much while you are near them. Likely your mouth smells as bad as it tastes about now too. Get up and brush your teeth. Make them a peppermint tea. Have an extra toothbrush ready for them. If you are a real pro, you will keep a container of mints on the night table, or dresser beside the bed. Once they have the taste of peppermint in their mouth, get some afternoon delight!<br /><br />Meeting Friends and Family<br /><br />It is always a challenge the first time that you meet your partner's friends. They will all be checking you out to see if you are good enough for their pal. Some will be friendly, and some will be hostile Some will be on friendly terms with your partner's last beau and may still be secretly rooting for them to reconcile. You are an obstacle to that dream. Some of them will be secretly interested in your partner, and want you out of the picture altogether. With any luck, one of them may even have a biblical interest in you. This would be most fortunate if you are a guy and they are a <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/MILFdating.php" target="_blank">MILF</a>. <br /><br />You have to behave like a Shito priest. Regardless of the provocation, you must be in control of your emotions and serene. To make it easier on yourself, spend most of your time with the ones who are overtly friendly to you. Any jokes that you tell should be similar to what others are telling. Never indulge in shocking them in any way. That means no escalation of whatever humor topic that they are on. The best practice is to keep your humor clean, and stay away from gross comments. Make sure that you kiss your partner publicly a few times to establish your bond to the others. Before you go, give yourself a drink target not to exceed. A good trick is to stay away from beer. It is hard to hide the fact that you are not really drinking with beer. Better to go with a simple mixed drink like a rum and coke. After you hit your drink limit, switch to straight coke and nobody is the wiser. Just make sure that you stay sober enough not to retaliate. Just remember to stay cool and go out of your way to turn the other cheek.<br /><br />The Ex<br /><br />Meeting your partners Ex for the first time can be dicey. This is especially tricky if they still have feelings for your partner. A one sided dumping of the Ex by your partner will almost certainly result in such a dilemma. You need to size up the situation quickly to see how to respond. They can be pleasant, or they can be surly. If they are being social, then respond similarly. Give the Ex and your partner some space so they can privately discuss anything that needs discussing. Before you back off though, make sure that your partner does not think you are abandoning them. A few feet is sufficient for privacy while still showing support. Across the room is abandonment If there is hostility or anger, never escalate. In this situation the best response is a tactful withdrawal. Nothing will be gained by confrontation. Calmly suggest to your partner that you both should leave, and then do so. Take them someplace where you can talk to them easily. Likely they will need to vent a bit after such a confrontation. The tactful withdrawal is the high road and that should always be followed. It is much more classy than a brawl! At this point, you can use your judgment and do a little innocuous slamming of the Ex. Stay away from personalities though. Best to just critique the clothes, the haircut, or the person that the Ex was with.<br /><br />If it’s your ex you run into, the same rules apply. If your current partner sees that you can maintain a somewhat friendly relationship with your Ex, it is bonus points for you. If you can maintain a good relationship with your Ex, then it gives you kudos points. If it turns out that your Ex is a bit of a nutcase, and / or hostile, then politely bug out. You do not want them blabbing about a bunch of stuff best left forgotten.<br /><br />Eating Crackers In The Sack<br /><br />This is not really that big an issue and your partner will likely join in with a little cajoling. It would be a relationship disaster if it turns out that “Crackers” is your pooch. In this case both of your relationships are going to the dogs!<br /><br />The First Time You Are Caught In Flagrante Delicto With A Sexy Sensual Seagull<br /><br />Sorry, but your relationship just ended. If you are lucky they will send you to the funny farm.<br /><br />The First Time You Are Found Playing Tonsil Hockey With Your Ex<br /><br />If your Ex and your current partner are up for a menage a trois, you might get away with it. Otherwise, you can kiss off your relationship. Walk away with as much dignity as you can muster.<br /><br /><br />For more fun but informative stories go to:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/datingandhealthadvice.php%20" target="_blank">Fun Dating Advice</a></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-59516277176470650942012-09-13T18:01:00.004-07:002012-09-13T18:01:48.535-07:00BBW Sexy Ladies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /><br />Everyone has their own standards of sexy. <br />The idea of<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/" target="_blank"> sexy has many different meanings </a>to individual people. <br />As society has changed, so to have ideals, examples and vision of what it is that defines sexy. <br />Sex, for most of the twentieth century, was considered to be a not to be discussed in polite company topic. <br />Once movies became a big part of everyone's life, the idea of being seen with a large woman on your arm fell out of favor with the majority of men. Moviestars were usually skinnier than most women for their time. The reason was simple; cameras add pounds to anyone's form, so moviestars tended to be thinner than average in real life to appear normal on the screen. Slowly, the the idealized form of sexy gradually started to shift from voluptuous to thin. <br /><br />There is now a shift in place that is moving the ideal of sexy up in weight. <br />With plastic surgery, larger breasts are back in vogue, even on skinny women. <br />Push up bras with even triple padding are all the rage among young women, but when their male companions see them while horizontal on, the jig (jug?) is up. Men are let down with push-up-bra types. Because of this, many men are increasingly look at women with naturally large busts, so curvy is back in vogue. And on that note, who is more voluptuous than a big beautiful woman?<br /><br />When you look back in time, curvy women were the most desirable. Larger women were seen as fruitful, and children were a benefit in hunter-gatherer and rural based societies. Even in cave man days, small statues often depicted their goddesses as well endowed women and in most cases these statuettes were more obese than just curvy. <br /><br />The lyrics in "Fiddler On The Roof" (If I Was a Rich Man) which talks about Russian peasant society at the turn of the twentieth century exemplifies a rich man's wife as having a proper double chin. In other words, throughout most of history, being meatier was a status symbol, because it proved you had an abundance of food, and therefore must be rich.<br /><br />Towards the end of the twentieth century, there has been a new incoming citizens from many various ethnic groups into north America. With these cultures have also come a preference for larger families and women who will bear larger families. The well endowed woman is back in vogue.<br /><br />Who knows, maybe in a few more years, Hollywood hotties will be BBW's. Mae West was certainly not in any way skinny, but in the early 20's and 30's she was most men's ideal of a sexy lady.<br /><br />If you are interested in meeting and dating a BBW, or if you are a big beautiful woman looking to meet a man whow will love what and who you are, then you should click on this link.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/BBWdating.php" target="_blank">BBW Dating Sites</a><br /><br /><br />There are also a lot of other types of dating sites out there, so for those of you who are not into big beautiful women, this link is for you:<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/" target="_blank">Top 100 Personals </a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-13324569936825171382012-08-08T14:49:00.001-07:002012-08-08T14:49:13.211-07:00Kinky Dates<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /><br />Occasionally the cosmos will line up for some lucky dude and he will find himself paired up with a<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> sexually adventurous woman. </a>The kind of woman who isn’t “prim and proper”, but rather, one who is interesting and kinky. If you want to keep a lady like this interested in you, you have to change up the routine often, and take her to down less traveled roads regularly. Here are some ideas to get you thinking outside of the box so that you can end up inside the best sort of box on a regular basis!<br /><br />Stripper Bar<br /><br />If your women has any sorts of bi-sexual tendencies, she will likely jump at the chance to go to a strip bar. I mean, she will likely enjoy the action as much as you! She might even buy you a lap dance, and vise-versa! There are some memories to last a lifetime! Many strippers are bi-sexual, or into threesomes, so if you want to really be out there, you might find that the girl on stage can be persuaded into a menage a trois. <br /><br />Sex Toy Shopping<br /><br />If you have the blahs and not feeling like going to any of your normal dating places, consider taking your honey to an adult store. There are lots of interesting gizmos and apparel to look at. If nothing else, it can be a good laugh, but who knows, you may find something interesting to buy that both of you want to try out. Relaxing your normal inhibitions a bit by having a couple of drinks before going never hurts. It takes the pressure off, and just makes things a bit more fun. Pay attention as you walk around and take notice of what she is touching, or looking at. Ask questions and see if she gets a blush on. If you see something sexy, tell her you would like to buy it for her. Ask her if there is anything that she wants to get for you? You can’t lose at the adult shop. A word of caution here. Most quality shops are pretty expensive, and there is a no-returns policy on just about everything. Make sure you can bankroll the trip before embarking on it.<br /><br />Role Playing<br /><br />A fun and kinky date is one in which you pretend to be strangers that meet at the bar, and then you seduce each other using your different persona. Act like you don’t know each other and meet at a hotel bar. Buy her a drink and start chatting her up. Watch the bartender get more and more impressed the more and more she seems to be interested in you. Then, rent one of the rooms in the hotel and get the sheets dirty, if you know what I mean. She can play “Nurse Naughty”, “Sex Teacher”, “Marion the Librarian”, almost anything. <br /><br />The best way to pick the role to play is to write them all down on separate pieces of paper, and then pick them out of a hat or something.<br /><br /><br />S&M Parlor<br /><br />For a real change of pace, consider Bondage. It requires that you fully trust your partner, and that may actually add to your relationship. Lots of people like the bondage and domination part of it. Saddo is not everyone's cup of tea.. Most regular practitioners are into the bondage side of things rather than the domination or the saddo masochism, so do not let the idea scare you. Most parlors are willing to help newbie's along, even if they normally cater to the more experienced.<br /><br /><br /><br />That should be enough to dip your toe into. If you do not have a lot of room for costumes, consider renting them. For other ideas, there are always fetish parties to attend, and sexy-themed hotel rooms to stay in. Just make sure you keep it fun, entertaining, and KINKY! <br /><br />For more ideas try this link:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">Fun Dating Advice for Men</a><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-52867275751922520392012-07-20T00:00:00.000-07:002012-07-20T00:00:01.176-07:00Dating In The Electronic Age<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">With every passing day, things change in the dating world. It seems like only yesterday all you needed for a successful courtship was a big club to smack a love interest over the head with. But nowadays, especially with social media, there are some considerations you need to make while dating new people. In the spirit of brotherhood, I have taken the time to highlight a<a href="http://www.top100datingperersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank"> few good ideas </a>that you should consider when dating someone in this brave new world!<br /><br /><br />Emailing Her At Work<br /><br />Almost every white collar worker has a computer at their disposal in their job place now. This is an opportunity for you to send some little "thinking about you" note. Despite the temptation to remind her about the noises she made the night before during your adult times, or send her a picture of a train going into a tunnel with the caption “thinking of you”, keep anything you send to her workplace professional. You never know which of her superiors are reading her work correspondence, and you don’t want to get her in trouble. And keep it to a minimum – short, sweet and nothing embarrassing to her if someone else reads it. Most people do not realize that work email is not private and it is totally owned by the company where she works. They can read anything at will without any legal documentation required.<br /><br /><br />Male Acquaintances of Hers Posting On Her Facebook Account <br /><br />Do not get jealous or upset about what someone is putting on her wall. She is not the one who did it. You will know more from her actions as to what the real situation is. If they do not have a long standing fraternal relationship partly based on lewd joking and she has any sort of class, she will likely delete the post, and if it persists will un-friend the dud. If you see the guy at a club, feel free to “crop dust” him as revenge. (Crop dusting is walking by someone in a club and farting as you pass them, leaving them in a big stink cloud).<br /><br /><br />Turn Down Your Answering Machine to “Off”<br /><br />People call at the most inconvenient times. If you are with your girlfriend in your apartment and your ex calls looking to get back together it could prove embarrassing. To avoid this type of drama in your life, it is just a lot safer to leave the machine off and check messages when you are alone.<br /><br /><br />Get Up With Her, Then Go Back to Sleep<br /><br />More and more women are entering the workplace with a full head of steam to do well. To this end, she may have to be an early riser to stay on top of workloads. If she’s crashing at your place, get up with her, no matter how early it is. While she is showering, fix her up a light breakfast of toast and either tea or coffee, depending on her tastes. She will be happy for the attention, and that will likely garner you extra special attention later that evening! Plus, you can go right back to sleep once she leaves. This is the best nooky-getting gimmick ever! <br /><br /><br />Use Your Smartphone Reminders<br /><br />Use the technology you have in your pocket to your advantage. You may already be using it for important events already.. Do not just use it for birthdays. Use it for important dates in your relationship. Your first date, your first kiss, the first time you slept together, etc. Include notes for each reminder as to what you did, what she was wearing, what you talked about, and where you went. Program it to remind you a week out so you can make arrangements for that special memory, such as reservations or flowers. Also have it remind you the day before just in case you get focused on something else. You will be rewarded with adult fun.<br /><br /><br />Wash Your Sheets Weekly<br /><br />Some guys just do not get it. It is okay to sleep in your own drool stains. It is not cool to expect your girlfriend to do the same! Clean it up if you want her to actually lie down in your bed to have sex with you.<br /><br /><br />A Day At The Sex Store<br /><br />If you plan to pick up any merchandise at a sex shop, make sure that your girlfriend is there with you. You cannot return intimate apparel or sex toys, so it is worth the effort to get the right stuff in the first place. Make the effort to involve her in the selection so she will actually be into using whatever you get. The best approach is to just cajole her into checking the place out for fun. As you joke about some of the more extreme things, she will invariably find some simple things that are just fun and not really kinky in any way. Lubes are a good place to start. Whipped cream, skimpy clothes, costumes and edible panties are also an easy sell. After the first few trips, she will become more willing to try other toys.<br /><br /><br />So just make a few changes and have a great time!<br /><br />If you are between girlfriends, then check this link out:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingperersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank">Online Dating Sites</a><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-8555968956758366092012-06-01T10:59:00.000-07:002012-06-01T10:59:00.469-07:00First Date Do's and Don'ts<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />Your first date is your first real opportunity to market yourself to a prospective partner. Because of that, it is a<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> significant key moment </a>in your life. A lot is riding on the line here. You are walking a tightrope between keeping the discussion animated and boring her with your exploits. The line between complimenting them or just being creepy. Or the line between being dazzling or being a dud. You need to let your inner self come out. Be relaxed, but also be careful. Never lose site that you are being judged. So with no further ado, here are some hard learned lessons that you might find helpful.<br /><br />1. Crank One Out<br /><br />This concept was first introduced to the mass public in the movie "There's Something About Mary" – starring Ben Stiller , Cameron Diaz and Matt Dillon Just before, or during your pre-date shower, give yourself a hand job. With a flaccid member, you are more likely to be your usual intelligent self, rather than constantly trying to shift the conversation over to discussions of getting her in bed. Going in fully cocked, you will focus too much on her physical attributes and that is a turn off for 90% of women. You’ll try to listen to her, but all you’ll be able to think about is where you’d like to stick your tongue. The biggest advantage of an empty barrel is that if the evening goes particularly well and you do end up in bed, you will last longer and be better able to satisfy her. And you will likely be able to control yourself to let her orgasm multiple times. Do that and she will be your sex slave forever. <br /><br /><br />2. Get Her Name Right<br /><br />If you have never made the mistake of getting a girl's name wrong on the first place, let me tell you, it is not pretty. It is pretty much all downhill from that moment. To minimize this faux-pas you should consider writing her name and pertinent information in the notes area of your cellphone. In a pinch, text message it all to yourself so you will have it ready to see. <br /><br /><br />3. Take Small Bites When Eating<br /><br />If you are having an animated conversation, there is a distinct advantage to taking small bites. It means that you can get to the point of swallowing your food in seconds before you reply. Big bites do not allow for this. I was on a first date with a really nice girl once. The discussion was going well and I answered without thinking. I still had a wack of food in my mouth. We both watched as a piece of my dinner flew out of my mouth and landed on her plate. Embarrassing! Needless to say it was our last date!<br /><br /><br />4. Keep The Porn Under Wraps If You Plan To Bring Her Over<br /><br />She will likely not be impressed on the first date finding out that you like to watch felatio porn movies. At least not yet. Make a habit of tidying up your apartment before every date, just in case. And that means hiding the porn as well. Do not forget to empty your DVD player. Firing it up to watch Must Love Dogs only to have your DVD player auto-load– Debbie Does Dead Dogs – would really suck.<br /><br /><br />5. Getting Sloppy Drunk Is A Show Stopper<br /><br />Alcohol in moderation can be a great vehicle on a first date to help get over initial nervousness. However, it can also make you look like a total jackass. One bottle of wine, equally shared between the both of your should be your limit. (That is two 6 ounce glasses each by the way. The equivalent of two bottles of beer – not pints of beer.) Drink water between your alcoholic drinks. Making mistakes and drinking too much is a common mistake. One I have made myself. But the results speak for themselves. Only one time did my drinking excessively not get in the way of subsequent dates, and that was when my date turned out to be a complete lush. It was fun at first, but I broke it off after a few months.<br /><br /><br />6. No Ex Talk<br /><br />Talking about an ex in specifics is a mistake. She really does not care about your failed relationships. She wants to know if there is any possibility of building a relationships with you. If she presses, speak in non-specifics and try to change the topic. Read a few magazines in the afternoon before your date so you have interesting things to talk about. You have to keep her happy and communicating with you. Without that, you will not get a second chance.<br /><br /><br />Hopefully my dating foibles will help you avoid some of your own.<br /><br /><br />For more insights, try this link:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">How Do I keep a woman happy?</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-18987180903608055422012-04-27T00:00:00.000-07:002012-04-27T00:00:03.930-07:00Dating Seeking Love Online<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />This is a totally unscientific rant based on my own observations of people both in real life and on dating sites. By direct observation, I have seen dozens of people succeed in finding a solid life partner <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank">using online dating sites</a>, but I have also seen many more fail. I joined several dating sites some years ago and ended up getting caught up in how it is that people interact online versus real life. I have also tapped into my own extensive circle of friends and acquaintances in this same time period and also witnessed most aspects of the offline dating world as well.<br /><br />So what have I found?<br />Interestingly enough, not much that has not already been discussed before. <br /><br />Offline dating has been going on for thousands of years, and I doubt if anyone today could actually find much to add to the existing literature. I will therefore not try to pontificate in any manner on that aspect of dating, other than to note that most people tend to date within an extended community of friends for the most part. <br /><br />Internet dating, which is a higher tech offshoot of the matchmaking services that have been around for hundreds of years, is a relatively new beast, and as such, there are some insights that can be passed on that most people have yet to learn. <br /><br />So lets start with some popular misconceptions:<br />Dating Sites Have Fool Proof Matching Formulas<br />False – The second is that people do not really know for sure what it is that they are looking for in a mate. They may think that they do, but if you look around and talk to people you will often find people in very successful relationships that have trouble understanding why it was that they first clicked! What it comes down to is head and heart – no matter what your head says, your heart will overrule successfully every time. Your head rules by logic, your heart rules by chemistry. I defy you to define the chemistry of your perfect match!!<br /><br />I Do Not Have To Work As Hard On A Dating Site To Find Someone I Like<br />False – To make a long story short, it takes a lot of time getting to know anyone that you hope to be your life partner. You just cannot take any shortcuts here. In fact, for this aspect of using a dating site it takes more effort because of the anonymous nature of the environment. Everyone is using made up handles, so it is not as if you can check with a mutual friend to see what they are really like.<br /><br />Internet Dating Sites are a Great Place To Find People to Date<br />True – If you are a person who uses dating to interact with someone that you are interested in; then a dating site is likely to connect you with many more people than you can possibly find via your own means offline.<br /><br />Dating Sites Are Better At Connecting You To Your Soul Mate.<br />False – Maybe false is too harsh – it is a definite perhaps, and it depends on your attitude. If you are willing to look outside of your normal comfort zone, you have a better chance finding someone on an internet dating site that you would through your own personal network of friends.<br /><br /><br />So What Good Are Dating Sites Anyway ? Well, they are really good for people who are open to discovering more about what they are really interested in. They are good for people who have not been successful finding their soul mate in real life because quite frankly they are looking for the wrong type of person in the wrong places. If you approach online dating with an open mind, you will likely be able to interact with many more disparate people then you normally hang out with, and in that process, discover more about what you like in other people, which may just change your mind about who you need in your life to complete you.<br /><br />You should approach using a dating site as you would approach using any new tool that can improve your productivity. It is possible for someone to use a tool incorrectly and end up being hurt. It is possible to be sloppy how you use a tool and end up getting inferior results (don't blame the tool). If you take the time to learn the advantages and disadvantages of the tool, and employ that tool correctly, then you have the optimal chance of finding your perfect match.<br /><br />So, open your heart and give online dating a try.<br /><br />You can start here:</span><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php"><span style="font-size: large;">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php</span></a><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-75312860884643426782012-04-13T08:22:00.000-07:002012-04-20T08:22:50.384-07:00Can You Believe This MindSet?<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />This story <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">originates from my first three years in the working</a> world. I was working in a small town store that sold stereos, television sets, pianos, organs, and appliances. I had been married quite recently and could not afford to do much after work. The staff was quite small, only five people on the upstairs floor and two in the service shop downstairs. The service people seldom interacted with staff socially. The sales staff consisted of myself, my boss, and an experienced sales lady. The other two staff were primarily bookkeepers, but they were involved in taking cash as well as customer credit applications. One of the bookkeepers was in her 70's. She was an aged spinster and the boss kept her employed for sentimental reasons. She had been with the store for 35 years after all. The other bookkeeper was at the other end of the age spectrum. She was barely twenty, and this was her first full time gig since leaving school. (She did a lot of the routine work under the direction of the more senior staff member. She did most of the routine work under the direction of the older lady. The senior person dealt with paying invoices from our wholesalers, and in payment delinquencies from customers. She did most of the details of bookkeeping under the day to day direction of the older lady. To say there was friction between them was an understatement, but that might be another story to tell some day.<br /><br />The store was closed Sundays back then, so it was tradition every Monday morning to get together and regale each other with what we did on the weekend. Since I was recently married and cash was tight, my wife and I mostly just hung out with friends. I was told the old lady spent most of her Saturday night and Sunday after church drinking scotch. The other person in sales was a woman in her 50's who spent her weekends with grown children and grandchildren on family activities. The boss never come in until 10:00 AM which is why we were able to shoot the breeze every Monday from 9:00 till 9:30 or so.<br /><br />Now Cathy, the junior accounting clerk, was in a class of her own. She spent nearly every weekend frequenting the local pubs with her girlfriends. They would move from club to club in a pack looking for fun. Ultimately, they were all looking for the man of their dreams to marry. Because all of the rest of us could only talk about the same stuff we talked about last week, invariably, the conversation on Monday tended to center on Cathy's latest exploits. She had a way of dramatizing the mundane, so if nothing else, her stories were more interesting than – 'I cooked dinner for my family'. She was not ugly, but not exactly the prettiest girl in the world either, so her trials and vexations were many. But from my perspective, her biggest problem was her attitude. This is best typified by the following story.<br /><br />One particular Monday, Cathy was talking about her Saturday night. She had several single friends that she went around with on her weekly jaunts. She complained that she never got to dance a single dance on Saturday night, and that the whole evening was a bust. She mentioned that this guy had come up to their table just as they got there, and had asked one of her friends to dance and was turned down. He then proceeded to ask each of the other girls, who all turned him down. Over the next hour, she had watched him ask other girls in the club, who all turned him down, so he left. She then laughed at how stupid he was to be so persistent. I was curious why she thought it was stupid so I asked her.<br /><br />She said that once one girl at her table had turned him down, if any of them would have said yes, they would have looked like they were picking up the leavings of the first girl who turned him down. Thus losing face I guess. Not sure if I fully understood I asked her to tell me more. She said that after being turned down by all the women at our table, he then proceeded to ask other women at other tables, and they of course had to turn him down too. When I asked why, she said that they would have been worried about looking needy by picking up someone that someone else had turned down.<br /><br />In an effort to truly understand what to me was a twisted point of view, I asked her some more questions. I asked her what was wrong with him. Did he look like an ape or something? She said that he was actually quite good looking, and she had been hoping for weeks that he would ask her to dance. So I asked if she knew the reason the first girl had turned him down for if he was such a catch. She said that they had just gotten there, and that that she did not feel like dancing yet. So I asked Cathy if the guy would have asked her first, would she have danced with him. She said of course she would have. I was struggling now to hold in the laughter as she continued to amaze me with the twists and turns of her strange reasoning.<br /><br />At this juncture, I summarized my understanding to make sure I had not missed anything. I said, you knew that your friend had turned him down not because she was not interested, but because she was tired. She agreed with that. But he did ask you and you turned him down, and then had a crappy Saturday night because nobody else asked you to dance. She said yes, that's just the way it goes sometimes. <br /><br />By now, I was feeling that I should show her the errors of her ways, so I asked a few more questions. I asked her to think like a guy for a bit and tell me which of the people she would have approached first if she was a guy. She said she would have asked the girl that he asked first because she was cuter. But then she proceeded to say that the cuter girl did not have as good a personality as she did. So I asked her if she had ever had any sort of discussion with the guy before, and she said she had not. So I asked her how was he ever to know that she had a better personality if she did not talk to him when she had the opportunity. She looked at me like I was mentally deficient or something. She said, “I already told you that I couldn't! Weren't you listening”? I gave up at that point.<br /><br />A couple of weeks later, I noticed that Cathy was not her usual perky self. I talked to her a bit and got her to open up as to what her problem was. She said that the guy that she had turned down to dance had shown up with a new girlfriend, and said the the girl was not even pretty. I said, too bad you messed up your chance. Once again, she looked at me like I was some neanderthal from the ice age. “I told you I could not say yes to him. How many times do I have to repeat myself!”, she said. About a year later, Cathy was moping around the office for a couple of months. One of her girlfriends told me that they guy she really liked had married that girl. She never had actually talked to the guy.<br /><br />I did not stay at that store much longer. I found a much better paying job with a more stable future elsewhere in the city. I stayed on long enough to train my replacement, and would run into him from time to time. He stayed on a decade before leaving as well. When he left, Cathy was still there, still single, and still wandering the bars looking for Mr. Goodbar.<br /><br />I guess she never changed!<br /><br /><br />For more advice with online dating and male – female relationships, follow the link below:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">Advice for Men</a><br /><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-36475769707086641742012-04-06T17:16:00.000-07:002012-04-19T17:17:03.233-07:00Can You Really Find Real Love Online<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />This article is focused on the use of <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php" target="_blank">online dating sites</a> to find love and happiness. As an observer of the online dating industry for the last several years, I have spent a lot of time trying to gage how it is that some individuals succeed while others fail. As a member of several dating sites over the years, I have seen first hand how it is that people interact both successfully and unsuccessfully. I have also discussed dating and relationships extensively with people I have met who are/were in all types and phases of relationships.<br /><br />So what have I found?<br />Perhaps not too much that has not already been discussed by others in the past, but perhaps with a different twist on it. <br /><br />When it comes to people meeting in real life, well, that has been going on for a millennium, I have absolutely nothing to add on this topic that has not already been hashed out by writers since the time that man first developed writing. <br /><br />When it comes to the Internet, which has only been into the relationships and matchmaking game for the last 17 years or so, perhaps I can give people some insights as to what to expect with online dating sites and how to maximize their chances of success. <br /><br />So lets start with some popular misconceptions:<br />Dating Sites Have Wonderful Matching Algorithms That Guarantee Me a Perfect Match<br />False – No matter how hard dating sites work at perfecting their compatibility formulas, they are handicapped by customers who lie about themselves, and customers who really have no idea what it is they are looking for. When it comes to relationships, people are much better at saying what they do not want than what they do want.<br /><br />It Is Less Work To Find My Match On a Dating Site<br />False – Once you find someone you are interested in, no matter what the relationship you desire, to get on top of it, you have to spend a lot of time getting to know the person. And at some point you will become comfortable that they are not blowing smoke up your tush. If not, all bets are off and you are back to square one looking for someone else who interests you.<br /><br />Internet Dating Sites Are More Likely To Find Someone For Me To Date<br />True – If you are a person who uses dating to interact with someone that you are interested in; then a dating site is likely to connect you with many more people than you can possibly find via your own means offline.<br /><br />Internet Dating Sites Are More Likely To Find My Soul Mate.<br />False – Maybe false is too harsh – it is a definite perhaps, and it depends on your attitude. If you are willing to look outside of your normal comfort zone, you have a better chance finding someone on an internet dating site that you would through your own personal network of friends.<br /><br /><br />So Why Would I Use An Internet Dating Site Then?They are dynamite if you are willing to be open and look outside of your normal comfort zone for possible matches. If you are not successful finding someone the normal way, it is often because you are just looking in the wrong places. Dating sites are amazing in the one single fact that everyone on them is looking to date. You do not have to prequalify each introduction with a lot of tap dancing trying to figure out if the person you are talking to is looking for someone. The secret with online dating is to open yourself up to other possibilities that you might not have looked at before. Be willing to be disappointed with each person that you connect with, but also be willing to be entranced. You might be shocked at the person who ends up winning your heart.<br /><br />If you approach education with an open mind, you will get 10 times as much out of it than you would if you try to educate yourself within your existing limits of knowledge and biases when you first start the process. Similarly, with dating sites, if you approach them with an open mind, and are willing to interact with people that you would not normally associate with in your normal day-to-day life, you may just find that the love of your life is not what your brain thought it was looking for.<br /><br />So, open your heart and give online dating a try.<br /><br />If this article has peaked your interest then you should visit the link below:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/onlinedating.php</a><br /><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-23635250281541324962012-03-29T11:47:00.000-07:002012-03-29T11:47:18.974-07:00If You Want More Sex, Treat Your Woman to an Orgasm<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />In Victorian times, many adult women did not have orgasms. In actuality, a lot of them had no idea what an orgasm was. Many women were raised with no sexual instruction, and sometimes with negative messages about their bodies, and their sexuality. A twin study done in 2005 found that one in three women reported never or seldom<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> achieving orgasm during intercourse</a>, and only one in ten always orgasm. Many women have serious troubles having an orgasm. A woman who cannot have an orgasm is as frustrated as a man with an erectile disfunction.<br /><br />Now the question is how do we change all this, especially since almost all modern women desire orgasms. Lets start by defining a female orgasm. An orgasm in women is much like what men experience-there is a peak of sexual excitement, in a moment of intense pleasure, and a pulsing, twitchy sensation that extends throughout the body. Rythmiccontractions take place within the pelvic area including the walls of the vagina. Another difference here is that women don't experience a refractory period, and will usually be able to have many more orgasms with ongoing coital stimulation, often within a minute or two. In most women, there is no fluid ejaculated during orgasm. This is an important fact for men to know, so as to not feel like they have not pleasured their woman, or make them feel inadequate because they don't.<br /><br />With the help of a skilled lover, most women can achieve multiple orgasms if they so desire. <br /><br />Women are physiologically pickier than men when it comes to achieving an orgasm. For instance:<br /><br />1) They 2)A situation charged with romance<br />3) A partner whom they really like<br />4) Being at ease<br />5) The right degree if clitoral stimulation – not to rough, not too easy<br /><br />You will unlikely simulate your female partner to orgasm without most of the previous conditions being met.<br /><br />Men need to know that women generally have several variations of orgasms---the most common is the clitoral orgasm. The clitoris is a woman's main sexual pleasure point and can be stimulated orally or with the fingers. The clitoral orgasm can have fluid expelled or be dry, and climaxes in uterus contractions . Another type of orgasm is called the G Spot. The G spot is a little harder to find: it is located on the upper side of the vagina – about one half way in. In most women the G-spot is about 3 inches into the vagina, and on the top side. Gentle but firm pressure is required to find the G spot if the woman is not stimulated yet. It is a softer area that is about one half centimeter in size. The location and size varies somewhat from woman to woman. When located, and stimulated, the G spot can result in an orgasm within the vaginal walls.<br /><br />Figure 1, Internal Female Anatomy:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br /><br />In summation, an orgasm is something very sensual that will provide both partners with incredible feelings of pleasure. The next list is a summary that can help both of you have orgasms regularly:<br /><br />1) 2)Be gentle, especially when touching her genitals, or rubbing her clitoris<br />3) Use your tongue and lips to stimulate and gently suckle her breasts<br />4) Take it slow- it is not a race<br />5) Talk to your partner, find out what she likes<br />6) Women like you to tease them sexually – touch and withdraw many times. This will intensify the orgasm and the pleasure for both of you.<br />7) Use your own natural lubrication to moisten her clitoris – however she may need additional lubrication, you can buy lubricants at any drugstore.<br />8) Learn her body- does her nipples get hard only during arousal or are they like that at other times<br />9) Experiment: try different things<br />10) Do not push to try new things – experimentation must be mutual or else it will cause you to lose the moment<br /><br />Men should read and practice the techniques in this guide, because more female orgasms are the keys to the kingdom of much more sex.<br /><br />If you are an unsatisfied woman – persuade your partner to read this article, after all, your entire future is at stake!<br /><br />Good Luck!<br /><br />If this article has peaked your interest then visit the link below:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php</a><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-83656317441817532852012-03-16T16:01:00.001-07:002012-03-16T16:01:27.148-07:00Making The Best Out Of Popular Date Venues<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br />When you’re out there on the dating scene and you manage to find someone with whom you hit it off,<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> the first few dates are crucial</a>. At issue are the sometime conflicting needs of being yourself, thus setting a realistic expectation that you can live up to, while at the same time trying to sell yourself as an already successful person, which may not be 100% true. Adding to your problem is the fact that many of the most popular initial dating venues have some hidden pitfalls that can kill a budding relationship before it has a chance to get off the ground! To help you all out, I’ve outlined a few potential problems that can arise during some common dates. In this way, you can avoid behaviour that will kill whatever it is that you hope to happen.<br /><br />Mini-Putt <br /><br />At first, this might seem like a safe date idea. What could go wrong? You’ve got an easy evening of walking through a few mini putt holes, right? Wrong! Even this cosy environment can have its dangers. <br /><br />Whatever you do, do not compete with her, even jokingly!! Ensure that you up the fun quotient a lot! If you get trapped into a competition, you will lose, even if you win at getting the ball in the hole, you will never get a chance at the nineteenth hole as it were. And keep your jokes about long stiff putters, tiny holes and big balls to yourself! <br /><br />Playing with Frisbees <br /><br />Throwing Frisbees with your new love when on a picnic can be a lot of fun. There are some things you have to remember though. If your paramour is not that adept at catching Frisbees, you can embarrass her. Make sure that you lob in some easy ones to start to assess her skill level. If she can handle it then you can increase the intensity a bit. Just make sure that you never toss it so hard that you run the risk of breaking a nose if she misses it. That will definitely put a damper on the rest of the day's entertainment!<br /><br />On another note, stay away from windy locations like the beach so you do not lose control of it. Before you know it, your disc will have flown out to sea, or hit some quick-tempered jerk’s radio. Then you have a fight on your hands. It is a much better choice to pick a secluded clearing in a park or in some wilderness area for such activity. On top of that, even though there are hot beach bunnies for you to look at, the beach is also full of eye candy for your honey to admire. Who needs distractions like that. Better to pick a venue where both of you can focus on each other.<br /><br />Going To See A Film<br /><br />Movies are popular dates for a reason. If you choose the right movie and the right snacks, you get your date in the romantic mood. One real advantage of a movie theatre is the expectation that you remain quiet. This is a great because you can hold hands without having to hold up your end of the conversation. Paying some attention to the movie will give you a natural springboard for the rest of the evening's conversation. Make sure you dodge the following traps.<br /><br />First thing that you don’t want to take you by surprise is how expensive movies have become. Make sure you have at least a lot of dollars in your pocket, because you will likely have spent most of that between admission and snacks. Plan to spend at least forty to fifty bucks. More if it’s IMAX.<br /><br />Second, the choice of movie is all important. Make sure you reserve your tickets online or by phone. Also, make sure that it does not have some hot leading man doffing his clothes (or at least baring his chest). You will be unlikely to score well that evening if she is still fixating on the washboard abs and rippling muscles of some Hollywood hunk.<br /><br />Third, make sure the movie is one that will turn her on, romantically. Light comic movies are second best. Even a movie like meatballs has a romantic ending. So even the right comedy movie can end on a decent tone. Avoid depressing film noir type of shows. Way too depressing and that will lead to a no-nooky evening!<br /><br /><br />A Night Of Music <br /><br />First and foremost, make sure that the music is something that she likes. Going to see Michael Buble might be something you hate, but if she is into his music, then grin and bear it. Choose what she likes. One of your most important roles on a date is to keep her safe. If you go to a venue where there are likely be be a lot of obnoxious drunks, try to keep a low profile. Better yet, avoid such places!<br /><br />On another note, if you have been to a loud performance, both of you will be slightly deaf afterwards. So make sure what you think she said is, in fact, what she said. You don’t want to assume she said “I want sex” if she said “separate checks”. <br /><br />Also remember that if you have been to an outside concert on a hot night, you will be sweaty and stinky – make sure you have some deodorant secreted away within easy reach!<br /><br /> <br />Midway Rides <br /><br />It would seem like bringing a woman to the amusement park would have all sorts of benefits. The best rides of course are the ones where she grabs you, either in fear, or just to keep from falling. It is a great venue for fun rides, challenging games, and eating sweet treats and street meat. Accidentally winning a stuffed toy has a side benefit giving her a reminder of your time together that day. Never brag you to your girl that you will win her a stuffed toy. Carnival operators have the games rigged significantly in their favour, so it is much cheaper to buy her one at WalMart. It is a lot of fun to try, but no promises. Besides going broke, too much time spent on one activity that only you are doing is no fun and liable to put a damper on the rest of your evening. <br /><br />Be wary of the food as well. The food may taste good at the time, but eat sparingly. Who knows how sanitary the facilities are that produced it. As well, the possibility of someone vomiting as they get off a ride is a mental picture that will fizzle any kissing possibilities. <br /><br />One last thing. Many rides take pictures of you at the scariest point. Figure out where that is before you get on the ride and try to look nonchalant at that point. After all, you may want to by the picture later.<br /><br />A Night of Video Games At An Arcade<br /><br />Even if your date is not into gaming, the both of you can still have fun with it. But as with many women these days, do not be surprised if she cleans your clock. So that means you cannot brag before hand about how great you are. Besides, losing is okay. It gives you the perfect excuse to take her back there some other day for a re-match.<br /><br /><br />Starbucks <br /><br />Often considered to be the safest first date, this is not without it's own pitfalls. If the date is going well, there is a good chance that you will linger over several cups of Joe. As the caffeine builds, you will get the jitters, become a motor mouth, and in general start to turn her off! Have a cup of warm water with lemon in between cups of coffee. It’ll dilute the caffeine, and make you look chic. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />As Forest Gump would say, "That is about all I have to say about that". If there is a date I missed, the trick is just to think ahead. Go through the whole date in your mind, and anticipate what could go wrong. Have solutions ready to go if the worst does happen. You’ll look like you’re a together sort of fellow, and that can only help your chances at getting her to actually say “I want sex”, and not “separate checks”.<br /><br /><br />For other relationship advice, you should take a look here as well:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">What Men Should Know About Relationships</a><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-86968834417882832902012-03-09T11:19:00.001-08:002012-03-09T11:19:21.737-08:00Good First Date Movies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />First Dates <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">are always problematic.</a> After all, your choice here is giving your new special someone some significant clues as to who and what you really are. Will you look cheap? Will you look like you are trying to impress her by spending too much money? The choice of date and venue really does say a lot about you, and you can bet your bottom dollar that the girl you are taking out is analyzing every bit of it like a dog chewing at a bone!. <br /><br />The worst thing about a movie date can also be it's best thing. It is hard to talk during a movie. In fact it is frowned upon. So that is bad. On the other hand, it gives you both a chance to get used to being around each other without a lot of pressure on anyone's part to keep the conversation flowing. So that is good. The movie itself will help to stimulate conversation after the movie is over, and give you something to do before you take her home. The worse the movie is, the better, in a way, because you can both mock it into the wee hours of the night.<br /><br />Once you are at the movie, your next problem is what to buy for treats. A movie stalwart is popcorn, but is that the best choice? It has the advantage of being inexpensive, but the disadvantage is the propensity for it to stick in your teeth. Also, if your date wears dentures, then popcorn is a no-no. Consider chocolate candy like M&M's. Most women and most men like chocolate. For drinks, try to stay away from anything that is gassy or fizzy like soda pop because they will make you belch and that is not going to leave a favourable lasting impression. Most theatres will offer various types of non-carbonated beverages. One favourite is iced tea. No matter what your final decision is, remember that if you intend to also go out after the movie, then you might want to limit your eating while at the theatre.<br /><br />Good Movies<br /><br />Even within a genre, there are good and bad choices. You are looking for something that mixes romance into the plot line, so selection is important. Hopefully you are taking her to a Cineplex type of theatre that gives you a lot of on the spot choices. This means that before the date, you should have done some research into what movies are playing at the venue where you are taking her. Be prepared!<br /><br />Three examples of good first date movies would have been:<br /><br />1. Comedy –Any Bill Murray comedy – get her laughing! If she’s having a good time and smiling, you’ll have a good chance at holding hands.<br /><br />2. Drama – Some of the Victor Hugo classics like Les Miserables, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, or Tale of Two Cities. I do not know how he does it, but the movies always seem to have an optimistic and upbeat ending, even while the subject matter is based on tragedy and misery by and large.<br /><br />3. Romance – Any Disney romance is good.<br /><br /><br />That being said, here are some examples of first date movies that would classify as a bad idea:<br /><br />Bad Movies<br /><br />Stay away from anything where someone dies at the end (unless of course the person that dies is the villain)! These would be examples of BAD choices:<br /><br />1. Holocaust Movies – The Diary of Anne Frank would be horrible for a first date.<br /><br />2. Sob Stories – Brian's Song – great movie – sucks for a first date though.<br /><br />3. Adventure Movies – Conan – Don’t go to any movie where the main actor is shirtless and muscular. Otherwise, you’re risking a comparison where you will not come out on top. <br /><br /><br />Stay away from Erotica or Porn! These are just too over the top for a first date and will surely be relationship ending.<br /><br />Good Luck and have fun! <br /><br />For more great advice, check out this link:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">Relationship Advice For Men</a><br /><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-32400342642682171882012-02-24T00:30:00.000-08:002012-02-24T00:30:00.301-08:0050 Ways To Leave Your Lover<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br />Almost as many erotic<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank"> relationships end as are started</a>. I mean, it might be nice to have lots of friends with benefits so that you are never without a handy sex partner, but for some reason our society still has not reached this level of maturity. <br /><br />Back to the point of this diatribe; if you are going to be good at getting into many relationships, you have to be just as good at getting out of them. For some reason, people getting into relationships just never figure the odds that you have to get out of most of them. Since the average person now-a-days has about 8 or 9 intimate relationships before settling down, that means that if you have 9 relationships before forming a permanent bond with someone, it means that you had to have ended 8 of them. Putting it mathematically, if R = the number of relationships that you start, then R-1 is the number of relationships that you had to end. OUCH!<br /><br /><br />Good Break Up Tips<br /><br />1. Do It Privately<br /><br />The best situation when breaking up with someone is to do it at his or her place. A lot of people say go somewhere public so they won’t make a scene. But sometimes the scene is inevitable, and you don’t want to be in public when that happens. Do it at their place, and then if they want to break something, it’s their stuff. They can kick you out, and you can leave peacefully. They don’t feel embarrassed if you’re out in public. It’s their safe place, so it’s best.<br /><br />2. Do It Just Before A Weekend <br /><br />This is a consideration for them so that they can get it back together before having to go to work. Often people will miss work the next day. If they get fired, then you have the added guilt of them losing their job as a result of you breaking up with them. You want to avoid that. In any event, it gives them a chance to call up other close friends and thoroughly trash you, drink themselves into oblivion, cry themselves out, and get over the ensuing hangover without missing a day of work.<br /><br />3. Give Space and Time<br /><br />The best way to effectively have a smooth break-up is limit the time you’re together with your ex immediately after the dumping. If you start seeing someone new, don’t take them to your ex’s regular haunt. Don’t rub your new partner in their face! And, if you need to talk to friends about the reason you broke up, choose friends that are not common friends. Otherwise, you’re asking for a soap opera, and I mean that in a bad way. Even though I watch soap operas. They’re hot. And they have bikinis.<br /><br /><br />Things Not To Do When Breaking Up<br /><br />1. Pick your breakup turf carefully so as to minimize sharp objects and hard objects. Both of these types of things can be used on you in a fit of anger or despair. So, kitchens, craft rooms and work-rooms are out. For the same reasons, do not end it in a hardware store or kitchen specialty shop if you have to end it in public for some reason.<br /><br />2. Do not put yourself into a situation where after you break up, you are forced to be near your ex for a period of time. So, do not do it while on a trip or a vacation. Do not do it while touring the Statue of Liberty. In other words, when picking the turf to break up on, you need a clean and private exit strategy for both of you.<br /><br />3. Have a couple of answers up your sleeve for the inevitable "why" question. Just get them out and do not let yourself get trapped into a debate. Stick to your guns. If you do not, then you will inevitably get put into a position to give it another try. Keep it clean and final!<br /><br />And remember – there are plenty of fish in the sea!<br /><br />Good luck!<br /><br />For more advice articles, check out the following links:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">Relationships Advice for Men</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_women.php" target="_blank">Relationships Advice for Women</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />If you have broken up recently and are looking for love, then check the following:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank">Top 10 Dating Sites</a><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-9951756616259341092012-02-17T12:57:00.000-08:002012-02-17T12:57:03.911-08:00Sex For Animals<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />Sometimes we<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/" target="_blank"> humans worry about our sexual kinks.</a> If anything makes humans unique, it is thinking about sex. The other 87 million species do not give it much of a thought. They react to it, but they do not think about it. There was recently a news story about a man who had been married over fifty years, and never told his wife about his cross-dressing while she was out shopping. Fifty years and he still couldn’t tell her! We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be a lot simpler but a lot more mundane if we all liked the same things. Unemployment would also be rampant, because three quarters of the products on the market would no longer have consumers. Vive la difference! <br /><br />If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. Here are some weird things that other species do during sexual intercourse. If God is okay with them doing it, then he must certainly be okay with you doing it!<br /><br /><br />Macaque<br /><br />You may think that you are a creep for sitting in perverts row at a strip club, but you are not. In the animal kingdom, the Japanese Macaque will give a female of his species fruit and other rewards to see her naked hiny. They also are pretty ruthless characters – attacking other macaques while they are in the midst of their orgasmic bliss. Crazy monkeys!<br /><br />Honey Bees<br /><br />There is no telling what might turn a guy on. Tattooing, piercing, torture devices trying to get a longer dick. Self abuse, being bitten, pulling, twisting and squeezing are common as well. A lot of guys are embarrassed by this, and go to a professional dominatrix behind their partner’s backs. They should thank their lucky stars that they are not honey bees! Honeybee males, in the act of reproduction, have their male parts explode and fall off. These poor saps only have one shot in their entire lifetime!<br /><br />Barnacle<br /><br />Most lesser endowed guys have looked wistfully at the penis pump ads in the back pages of many men's magazines. The idea is that you regularly inflate the cock and it will grow in size, eventually giving the man a larger penis. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!<br /><br />Sea Hare<br /><br />Some guys think about nothing else but being part of a threesome, foursome, or an even larger orgy. Most guys never realize this dream because they are too timid to admit to their partners that they would like to get into a swinging lifestyle. Now the sea hare does not have this problem. These slug like sea creatures get into huge mating chains, with so many in the chain that they actually end up forming a sex circle (of course if they were all males, this would be the perfect example of a circle jerk – LOL).<br /><br />Giraffes <br /><br />With all the free porn sites out there, more and more men have been exposed to some really weird stuff like golden showers (people peeing on each other). This is a tricky one to bring up with your lady, unless you’re taking a shower together and claim it was an accident. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.<br /><br /><br />Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!<br /><br /><br />If you want to find someone kinky, then try the following site for links to:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/adultdating.php" target="_blank">Adult Dating</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/swingersdating.php" target="_blank">Swingers</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/BDSMdating.php" target="_blank">BDSM</a><br /><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-24063085127333050122012-02-10T13:50:00.000-08:002012-02-10T13:50:03.307-08:00Beware Of Scams On Dating Sites<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />This is mostly of concern to people who are interacting with women from Russia, although many former eastern bloc European countries also fall into this category. Many of these situations apply to 'pen pal' type activities over snail-mail, but they still apply to the Internet.<br /><br />Be very careful when seeking women or men for<a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank"> relationships or marriage on dating sites hosted in other country</a>'s or who's clientele is mainly from a country different than your own. Especially if the ad says seeking men or women in other country's for love and possible marriage. “HELLO”, if that doesn’t say looking for a sucker nothing does. Its been proven time and time again that a lot of these people use dating sites to get out of there native country, or as a vehicle to get into yours, because they would not normally qualify. For some reason or another they can't do it on their own and that's where you come in. I can't count all the stories I've heard or read of people who met someone online from another country brought them over, got them green cards or whatever they needed to stay in the country, then once they were there for enough time that they no longer had to fear being sent back, they were gone. Often leaving the original sponsoring person with a broken heart, big alimony payments and in some cases child support payments. In the mean time their former spouses were busily sponsoring their real lover from their own country. <br /><br />One example of this is a man I know who immigrated to Jamaica. He had opened a store there and was making a life for himself. He hired an single woman to work in his store who happened to have several children. After dating and marrying her she began to pester him about going back to his country and how it would be a better place for the kids to grow up. Do you smell a con job? I do. Instead of standing his ground and staying put he applied to take them back home to live, once there she became pregnant, he got a job, was buying a home for them and paying for a vehicle. And after having two children with him on top of the three she had originally she threw him out. She got the house, car and all the furniture on top of that he had to pay alimony and child support for five children, the last time I saw him he was actually riding a bike, living in housing and had lost his job because of his lack of focus brought on by the separation. A high price to pay wouldn't you say. <br /><br />Another example is a women I'll call Betty who met a man from Europe, brought him over, and married him. After a while she began to notice that her bank account was being drained. Well it turned out he was dipping into it and sending the money back home to his parents. Soon after that he started demanding that she dress like people from his country and only associate with the same. He got her to sponsor his family into the country. It was at this point that she realized that she had been taken and quickly pulled her sponsorship of him, filed for an annulment, and had him deported.<br /><br />I'm not saying everyone out there are set to use you, but many are, otherwise they would be looking for someone in their own country instead of yours. I mean I know a guy who had a women contact him on face book and tell him she was in love with him. How could she be in love with him when all she did was look at his photo. One favourite con is to tell you early on that they are in love with you, like those are magic words or something. Its impossible for anyone to fall in love that fast with someone they have never met in person. They cannot know enough about you! That is your cue to block them and stop all co North America is one of the most beautiful places on earth and we have lots of good looking men and women looking for someone like you. There’s no need to look any further then you own back yard for someone special to share your life with. Just put yourself out there and get noticed. At least you will know they are not after a green card or sponsorship. The truth is that some of these dating sites don't care if you get conned as long as they make money. There are lots of dating and chat sites that you can join to meet men and women locally you don't need to get involved with over-seas sites.<br /><br /><br />The following are specific examples that have been cited in other publications:<br /><br />She tells you she can come on a student visa. She does not want you to visit her in her home country and insists on visiting you instead. She asks for money to buy an airline ticket.<br />She may have a valid reason to insist on coming instead of you going to see her instead, but this is highly suspicious behavior. Do not send her any money, offer to buy her a ticket instead. Make sure you get a refundable ticket. Even if she writes to you that an airline ticket would cost two or three times less in her country (which is questionable), do not send her the money! Buy the ticket yourself!<br /><br />She tells you she can come on a student visa You are inviting a lady friend to visit you in your home country, and she tells you that she needs money to get an exit visa to leave Russia.<br />This is a classic scam that is usually packaged up with the “I need you to send me money for the airplane ticket scam. Most countries do not charge for an exit visa, certainly that is not the case in European countries (even Russians do not need any exit visas to leave Russia anymore). <br />She tells you she can come on a student visa.<br />It may be entirely true, but first get more info on her visa and school and ensure the the school knows about her, and that your government actually has a record of such a visa.<br />She tells you she can come on a fiancée visa and that she can obtain that visa.<br />She cannot file for a fiancée visa if the two of you have never met before. One of the requirements for the fiancée visa is a personal meeting within the last two years. And YOU will have to file lots of paperwork before she can even fill out her application. <br />She claims that she can come because she has a work or business visa. <br />This could be valid even if it is improbable. More likely is that they will try for a work visa first and then apply for a fiancee visa when they get here because that method gets them here sooner, and the fiancee visa is a longer term approval, but more permanent status. In any event, do not send money. Buy any tickets required, including the payment of any visa fees yourself. <br />She still has ads up after you agree to sponsor her. <br />This could be just sloppiness on her part by not taking down her old ads after you start your arrangement. Set up some new free email accounts and try contacting her on these other sites to see if she is still trolling. <br />She wants you to pay for here Internet connection because it is too expensive. <br />Using an Internet Cafe might be a very big expense for her. The average salary in Russia is only about $200.00 a month or so. If this is one of the first things mentioned however, you should be thinking SCAM!. She may be telling the truth. People in Russia seldom earn more than $300.00 a month. If it is the first thing asked for, then your scam-alert bells should be ringing. Even though it may be true because people in Russia do not earn that much money, if it happens early in your communications with her, then it is likely a scam.<br />She seldom if ever uses your real name in conversation. It is always dear, or honey, or their Russian equivalent. <br />Good chance it is a scam, because it is information that she could cut and paste to 15 or so other guys as well. The litmus test is whether the communication refers back to things you have talked about and specifically answers questions that you have asked. If so, then it is unlikely to be a scam.<br />She expresses love for you before you are hardly through your first few emails. <br />SCAM Alert!! This is almost surely a scam<br />Even though you are a lot older than she is, she says that she is very attracted to you.<br />This one is a 50/50 scammer possibility. Many young women in Russia will prefer men who are 10 to 20 years older. That being said, it is also true that Russian scammers target older western men because they are soft touches.<br />She makes you aware of her need for money with every communication without ever actually asking for any from you. <br />She may be trying to get you to offer money to her as a subtle scam, or she may just really be poor. So test her attachment to you by mentioning that you do not have that much money yourself. You make just enough to get by. If she still continues communicating with you, then she is likely honest. If she stops, she is either a scammer or else a gold digger. Either way, you are better off without her<br />Most of her letters pretty much say the same things over and over using the same words and phrases. <br />Very likely this is a copy and paste scammer. They have a lot of pre-written letters and literally cut and paste stuff from them into the current letter. They often lose track of what they have already sent you. Try writing her using an post office box under a different name and see if she sends the same stuff<br />She cannot give you a phone number because she does not have a phone. <br />There is a strong chance that this is true because many homes in Russia do not have phones at all. <br /><br /><br />Useful Links and Trusted marriage agencies:<br />Russia: Internet Dating Schemes US Department of State<br /><br />Better yet, seek your future wife in North America:<br />Here is a great place to find the best dating sites on the Internet.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank"> http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php</a><br /></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-10147155374935329472012-02-03T00:00:00.000-08:002012-02-03T00:00:00.149-08:00Bad Boys Make Out Better Than Good Boys<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />So the University of British Columbia (that is in the great white north), did a study of just over 1000 people divided evenly between men and women of all ages, and found some rather surprising results. (American Psychological Association Journal "Emotion")<br /><a href="http://psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/2011-10737-001/" target="_blank">http://psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/2011-10737-001/</a><br /><br />The study had the people view pictures of the opposite sex where the pictures showed people displaying demeanor's of shame, happiness, pride or a more neutral expression. The participants were asked to rate their attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 9.<br /><br />All <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/" target="_blank">women tended to prefer proud, successful looking men</a>, and younger women also rated shameful and brooding men very highly. Lowest ranked by all women were men who were obviously happy.<br /><br />Likely women are attracted to successful looking guys because of the security that they represent. It would seem that women are looking for a good provider. Bad Boys, on the other hand, with their brooding expressions likely attract females because they think that they can fix them and make them wholesome and happy (hmm -- at which point they would likely have to dump them because women are not that attracted to happy guys – then the guy would be unhappy and brooding again, so some other woman can take a turn at bat). <br /><br />Bringing this back to our cave man days, a man that was a good provider was a good hunter and had a lot of skins around to keep him warm, thus showing his success. A bad ass dude would be able to take the riches from a good hunter, and thus could also provide. Ideally a good hunter who could kick the ass of any bad dude who tried to rob him would be doubly desirable. <br /><br />Men dig fun happy women and find proud ladies a turn off. After all, what man in his right mind would want to come home to an uppity know it all. <br /><br />Women with a shameful expression were also somewhat attractive to men. The shame thing might just be a hint that you have a bit of bad girl in you so they are curious to see just how bad you are.<br /><br />Taken back to cave man terms, a man spends all his days hunting. He has to keep quiet. He is miserable most of the time and he is full of fly bites. Many days he returns empty handed and is worried about finding more food before they starve. When he gets back to the cave, the last thing he wants to hear about is that there are only berries for supper, what a mess the kids made in the cave and the headache that she has from all their screaming and yelling. And he never wants to hear that it is a good thing she is such a good berry picker because Blurg's lazy wife did not get any berries so he will have no supper.<br /><br />So what can we derive from this study:<br /><br />1) For Guys, you want to come across as confident and successful (the pro sports player, or successful entrepreneur). If you cannot pull that off, and you are after a younger woman, then try for a brooding James Dean / early Marlon Brando sort of look. In fact, if you can pull off the successful yet brooding and thoughtful man look, you will have females licking at your feet. For both of these looks, to hold onto them past the initial attraction, you do not kowtow to women. In fact, you will likely get your best traction by refusing to dote on them. Treating them like one of the guys is a better approach than treating them like princesses.<br />2) For Women, you want to be seen as happy go lucky, never complain, and never put your man down.<br /><br />For other relationship advice see:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php</a><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_women.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_women.php</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-78433375874755736872012-01-27T00:00:00.000-08:002012-01-27T00:00:15.966-08:00What Lesbians Are Looking For<span style="font-size: large;"> For a lot of lesbians, finding the love of your life can be as easy as googling for<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/lesbiandating.php" target="_blank"> lesbian dating sites </a>(or even some more general purpose online dating sites) and creating an accurate profile that is fun and friendly, and then just sit back and read the emails that will start to trickle in for the next few days. Sounds easy right , well it is, but you should also continue taking your own pro-active steps to meet someone. So spend some time reading other profiles online, because not only might you find some really interesting females to connect to, but you could also get some good ideas of things that you could have put in your profile or different ways of phrasing your profile to make it more interesting. If someone's wording or ideas caught your eye, then similar wording or ideas might help your profile catch someone else's eye. A great number oflesbians are often exposed to different types of groups of people as they go about social, work or other events of importance in their lives. Any special event that attracts you will also attract like minded individuals, so you should always be on the lookout for someone with interests compatible to yours.<br /><br /> A common mistake that a lot of lesbians make when having their first relationship is rushing into things too quickly. Before you end up waking up next to a person that you barely know. Go out on a few outings first, get to know each other to find out if you have anything in common. You should have some common interests, values and plans for the future that will mesh well. Share things with each other, if you get a new job, if a family member has a baby, a wedding coming up, a commendation you might have gotten, share these things with you partner, you should not only think of them as your lover but also your best friend.<br /><br />If you are at a family gathering or with friends and someone starts telling gay and lesbian jokes that are in bad taste and insulting to you and your partner, and you see your partner isdisgusted by it, just get up and leave, tell them you came to enjoy yourselves not to listen to a lot of trash about how other people live their lives|One awkward situation would be to find yourselves at a social or family gathering and hear people dissing the gay and lesbian community at large. This will require you to make a stand and let people know that you will not tolerate statements of that nature. Insult them if you have to. If your family and friends are aware of your sexual preference then tell them that you are not at all amused at what was said, and if the attitude persists that you will have to find other people to hang out with. You will love who you want and you don't care what anybody else thinks or says.<br /><br />Introduce your partner to your friends and family and involve them in everything that you do. This is an important step to establishing and keeping a relationship. <br /><br />Being one of God's chosen people, at least when it comes to aids, lesbians are just so lucky that their partner fully gets what it takes to satisfy them sexually. When one woman is making love to another woman each just naturally knows which enjoyment buttons to press for each other. Gay men have a similar advantage, but the aids specter spoils the fun a lot. Sex is the one area where a lesbian or gay relationship just runs circles around the hetero types.<br /><br />The lesbian life is the best that there is, so love your life and live it to the max. Live, love and share your life with others, and surround yourself with friends and family who will be there for you in both good times and bad.<br /><br /> Just remember people are always a little uneasy about things they really don't know a lot about so ensure that you at least surround yourself with friends and family who have a positive attitude to both you, your sexuality, and your situation. Since you are lesbians, then you will likely be most comfortable with lesbian friends. Open minded heterosexual friends are tough to find, so if you have a few, cherish them and nurture them.<br /><br />Just remember that after God created Adam and Eve, she realized her mistake and gave Eve a lesbian friend to keep her happy. Adam was such a domineering sexual schmuck after all. <br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/lesbiandating.php">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/lesbiandating.php</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-60043946294014279252012-01-12T15:35:00.000-08:002012-01-12T15:35:27.848-08:00Mastering The 'Eating In' Date<span style="font-size: large;">When you’re dating a woman, one of the toughest tests you’ll have to pass is the first time you make her dinner. Obviously there are advantages to having her over to your place for a quiet night together, but if dinner doesn’t go well, it could spoil the entire evening. Here are some simple tips to consider before undertaking such an important event.<br /><br />If you’re really worried or inexperienced at making dinner for someone, the best thing for you to do is subtly ask her what her favorite cuisine is during a date, and order that from a reputable establishment. It might lack the “home-cooked” element that girls like, but it’s not a deal breaker. However, if you do feel like you’re a good cook, here are some dos and don’ts:<br /><br /><br />Good Things To Do<br /><br />Wine. A good wine. It loosens you and her up, and sets a romantic mood. Don’t cheap out, but don’t go crazy with cost. Pick something that compliments the food. Drink some water too – getting too drunk is a definite turn-off. <br /><br />For a light appetizer, consider bruschetta. It is easy to prepare the ingredients ahead of time and pop them in the oven for 5 minutes to warm. This is only a good choice, however, if your oven is not already occupied cooking supper.<br /><br />A simple stir fry is one of my favorite meals. You prep the ingredients in advance, and the meal will be totally cooked in 15 minutes. Cut the meat that you have selected into 1" cubes. Fry them in a couple of tablespoons of light oil for 3 to 5 minutes lightly seasoning with salt and pepper. Add in the pre-chopped harder to cook vegetables like carrots, string beans or celery or onions. And then after a few more minutes stir in softer vegetables like spring peas, zucchini or tomatoes. Add a touch of soy sauce, and you are done. The beauty about a stir-fry is that you do not have to start cooking until after she arrives. Perfect if she is habitually late, may be stuck in traffic, or may have to stay late at work a bit because she is into an important project.<br /><br />Before undertaking the first cooking date, make sure you have any food allergies down cold. The life threatening ones are worry some, but the annoying little sensitivities can prove to be an intimacy killer as well. Keep an over the counter anti-histamine around for emergencies. Benedryl is one of the better known. Ask your pharmacist for another appropriate alternative to have on hand as well if benedryl is a problem.<br /><br />Keep your portions small, especially if the food is inherently heavy. You do not want either one of you to be too bloated to have sex afterwards, if the evening turns out as planned.<br /><br />Candles and music are a must. Choose something that is easy to listen to. A relaxed sonata is easier to digest to than a booming overture.<br /><br /><br />Bad Things To Do<br /><br />Don’t try something new. If it doesn’t turn out, then you’re stuck ordering pizza. Stick to your strengths and dazzle her with your expertise.<br /><br />Stay away from curry, onions or garlic. They may be healthy, but they are not healthy for successful outcome of a dinner date. Always keep a bowl of mints in plain view for both of you to use after dinner.<br /><br />Make sure that you have two complete settings of the same plates and silverware. If all your current dinner ware is composed of single piece rejects from your parents and former room mates, you can buy a four-piece setting of plates and silverware for about $40.00 total at any Wal-Mart. <br /><br />Don’t over-spice. It’ll lead to gas problems for both of you, and that’s not romantic.<br /><br />Desert<br /><br />Light deserts are the right choice. So sherbets, ice cream, fruit cocktails are in. Cheesecakes are out.<br /><br />To top of your successful evening, keep several appropriate desert toppings in the fridge just in case. My standards are redi-whip, smuckers caramel syrup, smuckers strawberry syrup, and any good chocolate syrup I can find in the supermarket. <br /><br />Good luck and bon appetite!<br /><br />To see more, check out this link:<br />Advice For Men<br />http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php<br /><br />tags: dinner dating, home cooking for a date, home cooking for guys, inviting your girl over to dinner, what to cook for a dinner date.Hello! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard often. <br />When she got there, the cupboard was bare. Bummer.</span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-49343136919397006482012-01-07T11:16:00.000-08:002012-01-07T11:16:10.993-08:00If A Movie Is Your First Date<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />It’s always hard to de<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">cide what to do for the first date </a>with someone. You don’t want to take her to mini-putt if her grandfather recently had a heart attack on the golf course, for example, even though mini-putt is awesome fun. A great sure-fire first date is the movie date. By that, I mean going out to the cinema to see a movie rather than renting a movie. Renting a movie is a good date idea when things are about to get physical, but this is about the first date. <br /><br />Primarily, the movie date is great because the responsibility of maintaining conversation is significantly reduced, and you’re free to just be near each other. You can use your peripherals to check her out and her reactions without staring. Plus, when the movie is over, it’ll give you a chance to talk about the film, if nothing else is coming to mind. The worse the movie is, the better, in a way, because you can both mock it into the wee hours of the night.<br /><br />Once you are at the movie, your next problem is what to buy for treats. A movie stalwart is popcorn, but is that the best choice? It has the advantage of being inexpensive, but the disadvantage is the propensity for it to stick in your teeth. Also, if your date wears dentures, then popcorn is a no-no. Consider chocolate candy like M&M's. Most women and most men like chocolate. For drinks, try to stay away from anything that is gassy or fizzy like soda pop because they will make you belch and that is not going to leave a favorable lasting impression. Most theaters will offer various types of non-carbonated beverages. One favorite is iced tea. No matter what your final decision is, remember that if you intend to also go out after the movie, then you might want to limit your eating while at the theater.<br /><br />Good Movies<br /><br />There are obviously movies that will put her in a romantic mood, and maximize your chances at first base. The first thing you should do is to ask her what she likes, and go from there. Scary movies are good, but not gory movies. You want her jumping and grabbing you, not vomiting into the licorice bag.<br /><br />Three examples of good first date movies would have been:<br /><br />1. Comedy –Adam Sandler has an amazing ability to pull off comedy with romantic interest in most of his movies.<br /><br />2. Drama – Anything with Meryl Streep is a winner by and large.<br /><br />3. Romance – Princess bride – The perfect first date movie. Got me my first boob squeeze in the back of a theatre to this film.<br /><br /><br />That being said, here are some examples of first date movies that would classify as a bad idea:<br /><br />Bad Movies<br /><br />Stay away from movies involving tragedy! These would be examples of BAD choices:<br /><br />1. Holocaust Movies – The Diary of Anne Frank would be horrible for a first date.<br /><br />2. Sob Stories – Million Dollar Baby – Eastwood and Swank did an amazing job in this movie. I loved it. It is exactly what not to take a date on, as it only ends in sadness.<br /><br />3. Adventure Movies – Most Bruce Willis adventure movies are just plain bad choices for a first date. Too much blood, guts and gore for the most part. <br /><br /><br />What ever you do, stay away from Porn!<br /><br />Good luck! And god willing, she’ll act like Alanis Morrisette did in the theatre &#61514; <br /><br />For more great advice, check out this link:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">Relationship Advice For Men</a><br /> </span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-56479637645930828642011-12-30T00:00:00.000-08:002011-12-30T00:00:10.028-08:00Summer Sex<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />Almost everyone who has dated in during the summer months has found themselves in the great outdoors, at some point, communing with nature. Whether that means camping or staying at a cottage, there will be many romantic moments as you enjoy yourself out in 'the wilds'. All the <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank">fresh air and sunsets are likely to boost your libido significantly</a>, and get yourself and your partner in a sensual state of mind. On top of that, with the moon shining at night and millions of stars in the sky, you will likely find yourself braving the elements to go skinny-dipping. Invariably, at some point, the entire concept of outdoors sex will just happen. Sex can be a great thing of course, but there are some cautions that you should take before setting out on such sexual adventures.<br /><br />Problem: Sex in a Dirty Environment<br /><br />You have to remember that when you’re camping, you’re going to get dirty. All those nature hikes and long walks will cover you in dirt. When you start a fire, you’re going to get covered in ash and grime (at least if you do it like I do). Barbecues will inherently get some sauces and juices on you. And then there are the layers of bug spray and sun block you have on your skin. All together, you’re pretty damn gross by the time you head back to your tent for some “private” times. No woman wants to give oral sex to a gross, dirty penis. And no guy enjoys fondling a boob covered in slimy grime. The thrill will fade quickly.<br /><br />Solution: Wash As Much As Possible<br /><br />This is almost a catch 22 issue. Most parks have access to shower facilities, but sometimes these are overloaded, or sometimes you may not be close enough to avail ourselves of them. Go during off-peak hours when you’ll have some privacy – waiting until all the kids in the park are in bed is the perfect time to go. If you sneak in together, you can have a shower, and then shower sex together (likely though, unless you are in a same sex relationship, one of you will be busting into a facility meant for the opposite sex – maybe three in the morning would be better).<br /><br />Problem: Threes a Crowd<br /><br />It doesn’t take an acoustics engineer to realize that the millimeter of nylon that comprises your tent wall won’t do much to keep your sex noises private. And since sound travels so well over water, even people on the other side of the lake will be able to hear what you sound like when you’re trying the Inverted Reverse Pile-driver. Even worse, if you’ve gone camping with friends and their kids, there are going to be a lot of questions in the morning about the strange noises they’ve heard.<br /><br /> Solution: Really Long-g-g Nature Hikes<br /><br />This one works like a charm, as long as you remember some basic safety tips. First, don’t go where there are bears. They can kill the mood and you’re partner. Second, don’t go at night – finding your way back in the dark when you’re brain has been scrambled by some hot sex is too difficult. Third, bring a blanket for comfort and to keep from getting grass and sand from getting in your various hairy parts. Tell other people in your campsite where you will be. That way, if you are too exhausted after repeated sex and cannot make it back to the campsite, they can send the park rangers out for you.<br /><br />Enjoy the Ride!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank">Online Dating</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-84391545233358232242011-12-23T00:00:00.000-08:002011-12-23T00:00:08.228-08:00Dating Sites For Seniors<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br />Finding yourself single again after what seems like a life time of marriage and being over 50 can feel like<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/seniordating.php" target="_blank"> falling down the proverbial well.</a> At least half of women over the age of 60 live alone compared to only one out of six men. Dating has certainly changed a lot in the past 30 years or so. It is not that unusual to see grandmothers perusing the offerings in a sex shop. Older men are often so confused that they don't know if they should open a door, pull a chair out, or pay for the whole dinner and movie.<br /><br />Several old television relic’s have proven more than once that we all have a come back or two in us, but with every failed date that idea, like our perfect eye site, is slowly fading away. Most of us would like to believe that we can come back from the ashes of a previous relationship a few times, but after a while, with little luck, hope will no longer seem so spring eternal anymore. Approaching a relationship the second or third time around can be pretty daunting, especially if you have been out of the game for a few decades because of a successful relationship. Finding yourself splitting in your 50's can be a very shattering experience. Becoming a widow or widower is even more so. People tend to be a bit more set in their ways and comfortable with their life styles when they are in their 50's and beyond. This makes it much more difficult to find someone compatible than when you are in your more flexible 20's. If you are looking to find someone who just meshes with you and your lifestyle, the odds are severely against you. If you intend to find a new life partner, then you must be prepared to do a few changes. These do not have to be radical, but you do need to do some things differently. Personally, I always hated golf, but I took it up so that I would have a better chance of finding someone – and hey, I grew to like it, so it was not a waste.<br /><br />First dates with the over 50 crowd are always an interesting experience. You never know what to expect. You will get sophisticated to boorish, and every flavor in between. Most will not go to a second date simply because the chemistry is not right. You will often have to sit through a stressful evening of stories about their current job or past profession, their deceased wife, ex girl friends, how good they are in bed, and how their hemorrhoids are inflamed and they cannot sit for another minute. Of course several of them will also bring up the topic of Cialis or Viagra, just trying to lay a foundation for later on.<br /><br />And its just as discouraging for the men. Men will often talk about women trying to finagle their way into their lives very quickly, and then start to manipulate them to change their life styles to suit the woman's. All of these are symptoms of a fundamental incompatibility with each other from the get-go. <br /><br />Why is it that mature people have so many problems finding a compatible mate? Life is purported to be simpler as you age. Too bad they can't say the same for senior dating. What is the cause of this phenomenon? It is not as if we are amateurs in the dating game! We know who we are and what we want. Why should it be so difficult? Could it be we have our standards set too high? I doubt it! Older people want the same things that the younger set are hoping to find in a relationship. They all want:<br /><br />1) Someone To Listen<br />2) Someone To Care<br />3)Someone Interesting<br />4)Someone Compassionate<br />5)Someone Loving<br />6)Someone Understanding<br />7)Someone Compatible<br />8)Someone With Similar Interests<br />9)Someone With similar Values<br />10)Someone To Share Our Lives With<br />11)Someone Who Respects Me<br />12)Someone I Can Respect<br /><br />Why would that, in any way, be too much to ask for?<br /><br />After discussing my problems with some of my closest friends. My friends suggested that I try one of the dozens of senior dating sites available online. I shied away from the topic and the idea of a dating site, but after some encouraging information from my friends, and after watching too many late movies by myself, I decided to give it a go. I turned on my computer and looked for senior dating sites. My friends were right! There are dozens if not hundreds of them, my head was spinning.<br /><br />It was a little confusing for me at first. I started having flashbacks of when I was a kid trying to choose a candy bar at the store. I explained this to my friends and one of them suggested a place to start. This site is a dating site rating service. They have tested thousands of dating sites, and have a list of the sites that they recommend. All of them are categorized to make it easier to select. My friend said that she had signed up to a couple of the recommended sites just to make sure that she would find someone fast.<br /><br />She said that is how she met her boyfriend. And all this time I thought she met this wonderful man at work, what a shock. So I gave them a try, it was a cake walk I just entered my profile information, and the site did most of the rest of the work for me. It didn't take long before they had several men that were exactly what I have been looking for. I'm in dating heaven! For the first time in years I am actually going out with exciting men and enjoying my self, life does get better with age. <br /><br />If you are approaching your golden years and you are looking for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with with, then take the first step. Check out the link below and join one or two of the sites. You will never regret it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/seniordating.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/seniordating.php</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-69733118336498334352011-12-16T00:00:00.000-08:002011-12-16T00:00:14.717-08:00What To Have For A Sleepover<span style="font-size: large;">When you start<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank"> dating a new woman</a> regularly, eventually you’re going to start sleeping over at her place. At least, you hope you are! Once that starts happening, the smart dater will have a sleepover kit ready at her place at all times. The essentials that I list here can easily fit into a small zipped up bag and stashed in your car. At some point, it should be possible for it to become a permanent fixture at her place. Read, see the wisdom, and get yourself one today!<br /><br />Something For Your Feet<br /><br />Your girl may be a wonderful person to be with, but that does not necessarily mean that she is the worlds best housekeeper. On top of that, the floors in her apartment may be freezing in the winter. Pick up some cheapo slippers so you have something to slip on if you have to hit the john in the middle of the night. Nothing is worse than going back to bed with cold feet. <br /><br />Protection<br /><br />Better safe than sorry. But also, better adventurous than boring. Get yourself some of the new fangled rubbers they’ve got out now. Have some laughs with it and mutually decide which ones you both like best. Unlike American Idol, even the losers in this tryout might have a lot of entertainment value!<br /><br />Warmup Suit <br /><br />On the same note as the footwear, you want to bring a sweatsuit in your overnight bag. Likely her landlord lowers the temperature at night to save moola. She might only have one little blanket. Long story short, it’s better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Otherwise, you’ll have to borrow one of her shawls.<br /><br />Toothbrush<br /><br />This is a no brainer. If you are like me you abhor using someone else's toothbrush, and do not like using another brand of toothpaste either. Buy the travel size toothpaste tube to save room.<br /><br />Tapers<br /><br />You just cannot beat the affect that candles have on a woman. Whether you use them over a meal, to watch TV, or in the bedroom, they are a great mood setter! <br /><br />Sabrina <br /><br />This movie is one of the greats for getting a woman into a romantic move. So keep this handy, dandy little gem around for the next time you are not in the mood to go out, the video stores are closed and there is nothing good on the 85 or so cable TV channels available to you. In any event, the content is good, so it bears multiple viewings. It may not be a Bruce Willis shoot-em up movie, but if it gets you shooting your own gun later in the evening, that makes it great content! <br /><br /><br />Romantic Card <br /><br />here is a beauty that you probably wish you had thought of before! Get a blank card in the romance section of a card rack; something with a nice picture that signifies a romantic situation. Inside, you have already taped a pre-paid $100 gift card to whatever store she likes. Now draw a big heart or something, and write in a romantic comment like, “On a day like today, I am always reminded how much I love you”. You have to make sure that whatever you write does not have any reference to any particular special occasion or special day. Then some fateful day will surely come when you have forgotten some important anniversary, or birthday or something. You go to your sleepover bag, pull out the card, and give it to her. Presto – your ass is no longer grass! Tell your buddies.<br /><br />Ear Plugs<br /><br />Everyone snores sometimes, even hot chicks like the one you are dating. If you cannot sleep, just pull the plugs from your bag and put them on. Just make sure that you never use them when she is trying to talk to you!<br /><br />Sleep Mask <br /><br />Some women have bedrooms that face the rising sun, and that fill with light early in the morning. Some women can sleep through this blinding light, but if you can’t you’re prepared. Plus, you or she can wear it if you want to have some kinky sex.<br /><br />Next Day’s Clothes<br /><br />An emergency change of clothes is essential as well. I mean, after all, if you do not have spare clothes and something happens, you will have to dress in drag.<br /><br />Sade Music<br /><br />Sometimes musical tastes differ, and this is one of the things that makes the world and interesting place to live in. However, when it comes time to play something to enjoy when making love, if her tastes run exclusively to Celine Dion, it can be impossible to concentrate on what you need to. Everyone can get groovy to Sade.<br /><br />Hardcover Book<br /><br />It is always good to have some reading material if she has to leave you alone for a while. It prevents you from snooping, and it makes you look smart when she comes back and you’re reading. Stay away from nudie books. Most women hate that. If you can stomach it, try bringing and reading the latest Nicholas Sparks book.<br /><br /><br />So, there you go. A great idea, easy to make, and invaluable.<br /><br /><br /><br />For more advice, check out this link:<br /><a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php</a><br /><br />If you do not have a honey of your own yet to make a kit for, check out this link:<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php" target="_blank">http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php</a></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15745265650433938269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7641239333823053731.post-35063642379430673262011-12-09T00:00:00.000-08:002011-12-09T00:00:08.593-08:00Finding The Male G-Spot<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
The <a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/advice_for_men.php" target="_blank">male orgasm can be a complex experience</a>,
the major function of the male orgasm is the release of sperm, however
some men do not ejaculate with orgasm. The female orgasm is however
still a bit of a debate as to why it happens, some believe it is only to
help the sperm along on their journey toward the egg (ovum).<br />
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The majority of men are not at all familiar with their G-spot, some men
don't realize that they have one. Most of you will be surprised to
learn that the male prostate is in fact the equivalent to the women's
G-spot. Not many people are acquainted with this fact. It is also easier
to find the male G-spot. For some people it may seem abnormal to probe
that area, but if you keep an open mind about it you could experience
the best orgasms you could ever hope to have.<br />
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FINDING THE MALE G-SPOT</span><a class="link" data-bk="16.1" data-bns="API" href="http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDodk4kuFO_gcAUdLtFAx.;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fca.images.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmale%2Bprostate%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Drogers-portal%26b%3D1%26tab%3Dorganic&w=200&h=240&imgurl=prostateproblemcenter.com%2Fimages%2Fprostate-exam.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprostateproblemcenter.com%2Farticles%2Ftesting-for-the-presence-of-benign-prostatic-hyperplasia.html&size=12.7+KB&name=Male+Prostate+Exam&p=male+prostate&oid=be54c1cce2e7733408ecbfc82339b5ae&fr2=&fr=rogers-portal&tt=Male+Prostate+Exam&b=0&ni=21&no=5&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=137vs366i&sigb=139av5k4c&sigi=11isugp54&.crumb=p2tqoe/BMZD" id="ihover-img-wrap" style="height: 160px;"><img alt="" height="320" id="ihover-img" src="http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1340189905183&id=d49c2a36c837d7450484d334f9161cb9" width="266" /></a><br />
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The male G-spot is not that troublesome to locate, however, it does
require a bit of trial and error. It is located below the bladder and in
front of the rectum. Lying on your back is on of the more comfortable
and convenient ways to reach it, so you will most probably need to use a
bed or a large couch. The process is less problematic if you have your
legs elevated which you can do by having them hang over the back of the
sofa or by leaning them against the wall behind the bed. Try putting a
pillow under your posterior to make it easier to reach the right spot.
For first timers take it slow and use a Vaseline. Then slowly insert a
finger into the anus and probe gently, the prostrate gland has been
reached when you come across the small lump the size of a chestnut that
is roughly about two inches inward.<br />
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With your palm facing your partner's scrotum, insert your finger into
your partner's anus, be sure your fingernails are not sharp, and be sure
not to touch your own genital area with the same finger you used to
penetrate your partners anus. Keep in mind that not all men like
prostate stimulation just as some women love having their G-Spot
massaged and others find it distracting. Once located and properly
rubbed it will create an orgasm that is more powerful than they have
ever had with regular sex. <br />
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Prostate milking as it is also called also enables the man to have
multiple orgasms that are longer in duration and gives them the ability
to ejaculate without being sexually aroused before hand. It has been
noted that the orgasms achieved through prostrate milking can be 4 times
more satisfying and can actually last up to five minutes. Male G-spot
stimulation produces a full body orgasm. <br />
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POINTS TO PONDER<br />
Before you and your better half start playing with his G-Spot, it is a
good idea to get as relaxed as possible. Some people will actually have a
nice hot shower before they proceed. Use a finger to find and stimulate
the G-spot if unsure or you are a beginner, there are sexual devices
you can purchase that can enhance your experience as well. There are
also different techniques that can be used. Having your partner perform
oral sex while gently manipulating the G-spot is one option.<br />
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MISTAKEN BELIEFS<br />
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It has often been noted that for a man to stimulate his own G-spot is
strange and perverse, which is why it is not done that often. Prostrate
manipulation is as normal as having intercourse, it is not something to
be hidden, and it is not gay. There is nothing perverse about enjoying
the pleasures of self stimulation. It has the power to create a very
dynamic orgasm, and it is entirely normal to experiment with it.<br />
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“WARNING”<br />
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There are some risks associated with prostate milking if it is not done
correctly|. Excessive pressure on the prostate gland can cause several
problems such as transferring cancer, blood poisoning, infections, and
hemorrhoids. The recommended pressure on the G-spot is comparable to the
amount of pressure you would use to rub your eyes with. <br />
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For other health topics and advice visit this link.<br />
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Let’s face it: sometimes things go south in a<a href="http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/" target="_blank"> relationship.</a> I’m not sure why they call something bad “going south”. I love going south. It’s warm. Lots of bikinis. <br />
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But back to the point – sometimes you have to break up with a partner. It’s never fun, but there are things you can do to make it less awful. My advice: do it as soon as possible – that way you can get over it, and move on to trying to find the right person.<br />
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Good Break Up Tips<br />
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1. Do Not Do It In A Public Place<br />
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Many times, a breakup will be emotional. Sometimes throwing things emotional. Sometimes crying emotional. In any event, being in a very public place, like a restaurant, airs these emotions in front of too many people. Restaurants are also difficult to leave quickly because at least one of you has to stick around long enough to pay the bill.<br />
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2. Do It Just Before A Weekend <br />
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This is a consideration for them so that they can get it back together before having to go to work. Often people will miss work the next day. If they get fired, then you have the added guilt of them losing their job as a result of you breaking up with them. You want to avoid that. In any event, it gives them a chance to call up other close friends and thoroughly trash you, drink themselves into oblivion, cry themselves out, and get over the ensuing hangover without missing a day of work.<br />
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3. Give Space and Time<br />
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The best way to effectively have a smooth break-up is limit the time you’re together with your ex immediately after the dumping. If you start seeing someone new, don’t take them to your ex’s regular haunt. Don’t rub your new partner in their face! And, if you need to talk to friends about the reason you broke up, choose friends that are not common friends. Otherwise, you’re asking for a soap opera, and I mean that in a bad way. Even though I watch soap operas. They’re hot. And they have bikinis.<br />
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Things Not To Do When Breaking Up<br />
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1. Don’t break up in the knife department at Sears. There are too many temptations for them to give you a little going-away present (like a circumcision, or an impromptu hair cut). If you have to do it out in public, do it at the marshmallow factory. There are very few sharp edges there.<br />
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2. Do not put yourself into a situation where after you break up, you are forced to be near your ex for a period of time. So, do not do it while on a trip or a vacation. Do not do it while touring the Statue of Liberty. In other words, when picking the turf to break up on, you need a clean and private exit strategy for both of you.<br />
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3. If they start asking why you want to end it, don’t get caught up in a debate. If they can out argue you, you might be tempted to give it another try. It’s a trap! Stick to your guns, and wish them the best. After all, the sooner they find someone new, the sooner you can start double dating and, if you’re lucky and the sex was good, wife swapping.<br />
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Well, not literally. Thanks to over-fishing it’s actually kind of concerning how few fish there are in the sea. But you know what I mean. We should think up a more factual expression.<br />
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Good luck!<br />
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